Muses – Page 2 – just 4 kicks

The Artistry of the Baby Blue Double-Knit Leisure Suit

January 8, 2020January 7, 2020 by Ron Collins, posted in Humor, Memoir, Muses

This story describes the time my mom gave me the keys to the hen house. Two pictures of me in my prized baby blue leisure suit await you at the end of this story.

Dancing with the Scars

December 31, 2019December 30, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Humor, Memoir, Muses

Last year, I made the biggest guffaw ever with her Christmas gift. Trust me, I will never make that mistake again! Let me tell you about it. At the end of this blog is a bonus video of me dancing.

Merry Christmas, Do you Have It?

December 24, 2019December 23, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Memoir, Muses

Merry Christmas! Do you have it? Many people mistakenly think they have it. My wish is if you do not have it, you will receive it!

The School Bus

December 19, 2019December 18, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Memoir, Muses

Looking back, I am proud I rode a school bus for twelve years. Humbling, yes. That luxurious chariot of my first grade transformed into a bucket of bolts by my twelfth year. But it made me a better person!

Very Superstitious-Halloween Edition

October 30, 2019October 29, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Humor, Memoir, Muses

This may surprise you, but I am very superstitious. I always have been. Now before you cast a stone my way and proclaim my superstitions as nonsense, give me a chance to explain. For me, my superstitious nature began at an early age. You see, my mom was a self-proclaimed Wart Doctor. Yes, you read … Continue reading Very Superstitious-Halloween Edition

Mr. Smarty Pants

October 23, 2019October 22, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Humor, Memoir, Muses

It seems everything in today’s world is becoming smarter. For example, I bet most of you have at least one smart television. I’m fortunate enough to be writing this on a smart phone. When I was working in the business world, we had smart goals. Major car manufacturers are scrambling to market the first successful … Continue reading Mr. Smarty Pants

A Pig Walking with a Cane

October 2, 2019October 1, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Humor, Memoir, Muses

Pigs are smart and social animals.

Games Kids Play

September 25, 2019September 24, 2019 by Ron Collins, posted in Humor, Memoir, Muses

“I’m so glad I brought their iPads so the kids can play with them while we shop,” I overheard a young mom state, while trying not to hear one of the many non-private phone calls happening in my air space. One cursory look around the food court in the mall, revealed kids of all ages … Continue reading Games Kids Play